August 5, 2018 ~ God of Whimsy: Smelly Preacher Converts Thousands ~ Jonah 3:1-9


Smelly Preacher Converts Thousands
Pastor Mathew Magera – 8/5/18 – Sermon 299
St. Thomas Lutheran Church, Trufant, MI
To God be the Glory!

Then the word of the Lord came to Jonah a second time:
“Go to the great city of Nineveh and proclaim to it the message I give you.”
Jonah obeyed the word of the Lord and went to Nineveh. Now Nineveh was a very large city;
it took three days to go through it. Jonah began by going a day’s journey into the city, proclaiming,
“Forty more days and Nineveh will be overthrown.” The Ninevites believed God. ~ Jonah 3:1-5a

Grace and peace to you from God our Father, from our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ and the Holy Spirit. Amen.
Jonah's sermon in Nineveh is only 8 words long. "Forty more days and Nineveh will be overthrown!" That was it. Eight words. That's all it took. Jonah preaches and an entire city changes its ways. Why would anyone listen to this guy? He just got vomited out of a fish and was probably covered in fish guts, has sores on his skin from all the digestive juices and he probably doesn't smell that great either, walking out in the hot sun. Who would listen to this guy? What could he say? Yet, God gave him the message, he proclaimed it and the headlines started rolling in. “Smelly Preacher Converts Thousands.” It was all over the news. ABC, NBC, FOX, CNN, they would be all over this. Jonah's message changed an entire city in a matter of hours.
Imagine if we could do that. If it was as easy as Jonah makes it look, we could leave here today, each one of us heading to a different town in Montcalm county, give one of these short sermons and we could convert the entire unchurched population in a matter of hours. The headlines would be all over saying, "Danish Lutherans Covert Thousands." What happens when we neglect this opportunity? Why are we so reluctant to trust God’s ability to do this? Why do we choose not to do it? What is standing in our way? Fear and misplaced trust.
We don't want to be rejected. We've had this fear since we were kids. Whether it was asking someone on a date or to dance or applying for a job, we fear rejection. We don't want to hear the word "no." If it's not fear of rejection then the next fear I often hear about is a fear of putting strain on the friendship. We've been friends for years and we wouldn't want to ruin it if we brought up religion, or politics, or money, the list goes on. We fear talking about Jesus will put that friendship at risk. If our friendships break at the sound of these tough topics, just how strong are those friendships anyway?  If it's not a fear of rejection or a fear of losing a friend, it's a fear of vulnerability or awkwardness. We don't want to put ourselves in a vulnerable position. We don't want to lose credibility. We don't want to get hurt. These three fears tend to be the ones I hear the most that prevent us from taking opportunities to share faith with someone else.
Now, if we are even able to get beyond those fears we'll come across another roadblock. What can I say? What can I do? We get so nervous about not being knowledgeable enough. We get so nervous about getting the right words, in the right order, in the right way, at the right time. It stops us as our trust in the Lord is misplaced. How can I do this? Should I say this or should I say that? Am I going to get tongue tied when I start talking? Am I going to forget something? What if what I say is actually wrong? Before we know it, we have been getting so caught up in the moment and how to share the message that the opportunity is now gone. We've missed the opportunity. Then comes the guilt. I should've just said something. It seems like no matter what we do, we find ourselves incapable and unequipped. First we feared even taking the opportunity to share the message and now we've completely missed the opportunity altogether. What is God to do with us if we can't even share a simple thing like faith?
I want to go back and look at Jonah 3 again. The first two verses of chapter three is where we find everything we need to know.
Verse 1: "Then the Word of the lord came to Jonah a second time." What's God going to do with failures like us? He's going to give us another chance. Jonah got a second chance. He messed up the first time, oh, he blew it and he knew it. Second chances can be rare or nonexistent in our world. We know what it's like to blow it, to fail, to miss an opportunity. God gives second chances. Even if you feel like there's no way you could ever be given another chance, God still gives you one.
Verse 2: "Go to the great city of Nineveh and proclaim to it the message I give you." Proclaim to it the message I give you. What is God going to do with failures like us? He's going to give us the message so that we don't have to make it up. God was going to give Jonah the words to say. It wasn't even that much, as we can see. It was not up to Jonah to write a sermon while he walked to Nineveh. He wasn't going to have to stop at a library, grab a couple Bible commentaries, do some research, sit in on a few text studies, wrestle with the biblical texts and how to apply them to the local Assyrian culture, write up a manuscript, step up in the pulpit and give it a whirl. No, all Jonah had to do was go and God would give him the words to say. Jonah didn't need a theology degree to do it. All he needed was the message God would give him. That's it. And that's all we need too.
Trust the faith that God has given you and he will give you the message. You may have a lot of experience with the Bible, with faith, with what it means to be the Church or you may have very little of it. But, you know that God loves you and that he sent his son to die for you. If you know that, you're ready. But, the pressure is still there. As many sermons as I have written in my life, I still worry about what I’m saying and if it’s what God wants me to say. Two weeks ago, friends of ours from seminary were here with their two kids, he’s a pastor in central Wisconsin and was on a sabbatical and they were sitting right over there. As I was beginning my sermon that day, I looked over their way and I saw my colleague look right at me as I was speaking and say, “I’m watching you.” Of course it was meant to take pressure off of me but it still made me consider the importance of God’s Word. What happens when we miss that opportunity?
We want to be like Jonah, to be able to walk, what appears to be confidently, into Nineveh, into an intimidating situation, trust the Lord to give us the words to speak, to speak them, and then to see word spread faster than wildfire and change a community. We want to be like Jonah. The fears are still there, however. Regardless, it doesn't change the fact that God is still here for us providing us more and more opportunities. There will always be people needing to hear the message. If you take a risk, hey, it could change an entire city. If it doesn't, it might plant a seed. If it doesn't plant a seed, the fact remains that Jesus still died for you just as he died for them. And that truth is still the same, yesterday, today and tomorrow.
The truth never changes. No matter how many people may reject you. No matter how many friends you may lose. No matter how vulnerable you may become or the number of awkward moments you may experience. No matter the bobbled words you may speak or that you may have said something incorrectly. No matter all these things, Jesus still died for you and for them and that's why we persist. Because no matter how incapable we may feel, God still sent his Son and through him has made us as capable as we need to be. It's intimidating, yes, but it doesn't take much to start something. One day, this guy walked into a city. He was a sight for sore eyes and he smelled worse than the downwind side of the Pierson landfill, he spoke eight words, eight simple words, and started something. That smelly preacher converted thousands. We have been given that power through Christ and your next opportunity is right around the corner, so go and start something in Jesus' name. To God be the glory, now and always. Amen.